Briefcase Wanker

hey i'm mak, i have no life.
my fandoms include, but are not limited to; firefly, buffy the vampire slayer, misfits, primeval, charmed, this is england, my mad fat diary, community, rooster teeth, big time rush,shameless, tons of video games, what else i dunno just ask.
Does beagles count as a fandom?
I am also a dog trainer. I have a beagle named Jayne. You can find my dog training stuff in the link to the left.
  • Me: *breathes*
  • Morrigan: *disapproves*

I think everyone should know that I got Dragon Age Origins for my birthday yesterday and I’m already an emotional wreck.

the most romantic thing someone could do for me is to give me their olive garden leftovers tbh

allisonagernt:

You can spend the rest of your life being afraid of people rejecting you. You have to start by not rejecting yourself. You don’t deserve it.

(via iansgallgher)

didihearthereadyset:

So I accidentally said, “my crotch has a hole in it.” Instead of “my pants have a hole in them.” And this guy looked me dead in the eyes and whispered

"It’s called a vagina."

(Source: racingbarakarts, via ruinedchildhood)

WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP WATCHING SHOWS THAT THEY’RE CONSISTENTLY OFFENDED BY AND THEN COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW OFFENDED THEY ARE I DON’T UNDERSTAND